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Lindsay Lohan reveals her natural complexion in a make-up free selfie All these things are "natural" elements used by marketing men for generations. Once you have caught the gaze of the listener, you need to keep them interested. This is basically smaller "attentions", movement, colours, sound.
It all depends on you and your music. More of the core revealed. Once you have their attention and you're keeping them interested, you need to build a Desire to buy.
Often this is by "association" whether that's you being played by Lady Ga Ga or your political opinions etc. Association is massive and all encompassing. She's eating that chocolate bar and she's sexy so I need it too! This is the most simple one. How do they now get your music or chocolate bar - vegan of course? These are now more often than not links to where to download. Make sure you have a linktree or something similar because people buy from all different places and if they don't see iTunes they might not buy.
It's madness not to use this facility. All of the above relates to your website, your videos, twitter, instagram and even press releases. Try to think like the newspaper man and come up with a grabbing headline! Journalists don't want to have to work too hard, give them the ideas! So, there's a brief overview of the basics of marketing.
The complexities all come from breaking these elements down and that's where a lot of people fall down. Understanding who you are and portraying that well, in a clean, crisp and uncluttered way. I'm always open to helping so if you need help, just say!
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The Duke of the Kingdom of Atlantis Speaks. Like The Stars So, just like in the book Minds Behind the Music where we asked over 80 music stars the same ten questions, we've decided to ask those same questions of indie music stars too.
Because it's fun, that's why. We start with a colourful character. A man who I personally have a lot of time for. Surreal British comedy in which Vince Noir and Howard Moon have adventures filled with oddball characters while working as Zoo Keepers, before pursuing a musical career and running a second-hand shop.
Votes: 21, That is my theory. It is mine. Right on it! TV 30 min Comedy. Votes: 71, I have spoken I would never be that predictable. It's silly! I thought you said bacon. TV-MA 25 min Comedy. Mark and Jez are a couple of twenty-something roommates who have nothing in common - except for the fact that their lives are anything but normal.
Mayhem ensues as the pair strive to cope with day-to-day life. Votes: 57, When it comes to Pom-Coms that are far too consistently hilarious for their own good and should appeal equally to both males and females aged 13 to , 3 shows instantly spring to mind. I try not to be too opinionated with my descriptions on this list I've half a mind to have you sectioned. The way PEEP SHOW is written is inconceivably impeccable, the way the cast carry their characters is constantly classic and as for the way it's filmed A dirty, filthy statue!
TV 30 min Comedy, Sci-Fi. The adventures of the last human alive and his friends, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf. Votes: 34, If you're going to be a sci-fi nerd Please don't judge it by the 1st series alone. It really finds its groove by the 3rd series and most die-hard Dwarfers will bore each other stupid arguing about whether series 5 or 6 is the best.
In my opinion series 5 is the best TV 25 min Action, Comedy. Friends Tim and Daisy, something North Londoners with uncertain futures, must pretend to be a couple to live in the only apartment they can afford. Votes: 53, The episodes are a well-crafted string of independent forms Votes: 8, TV min Comedy. The crazy and sometimes surreal comedic adventures of four very different students in Thatcher's Britain. Votes: 14, MY TOP 20 A show for young adults, made by young adults and concentrating on all the things that young adults are interested in Since then I've returned the favour by introducing him to every other show on this list as a reward.
We've also been known to impeccably impersonate Rik and Ade at the best and worst of times, usually with me as Rik and Matt as Ade. I don't care if you believe me or not :p "We would've brought Harry but TV 45 min Comedy. The wild misadventures of Edina "Eddy" Monsoon and her best friend Patsy Stone, who live in a nearly constant haze of drugged, drunken selfishness.
Votes: 19, With all due respect to the eternally fabulous Jennifer Saunders and friends They peaked around the episode entitled "Sex" where they attempt an orgy. Having said that, I did enjoy the fact that Saffy did time as "Top Dog" of the local slammer and the whole scenario of Patsy getting her birth certificate. And even though I love the bloody arse off of Jane Horrocks I remember when Bubble was funny! As for Katie Grin Once again Mel Smith and Griff Rhys-Jones present a series of short often tasteless, always scathing sketches about modern life and the stupidity and gullibility of those who believe in it.
Votes: 1, TV 43 min Documentary, Adventure, Comedy. Brit Karl Pilkington has led a sheltered life. Not having done any traveling, he enjoys living within the comforts of what he knows, basically that being what is purely British.
As such, See full summary ». Votes: 31, Votes: Not Rated 30 min Comedy. British comedy series following holidaymakers at the Solana Resort in Benidorm. Hilarity ensues as guests try to get value for their Euros. Votes: 4, He is about to resign after a dramatic experiment.
However, the arrival of the new French teacher changes everything. David "Little Britain" Walliams writes and stars in this hilarious new series set in a typical British high school. It mainly focuses on the faculty, specifically a daggy science teacher called Keith Church David Walliams who develops a crush on the new French teacher, Sarah Postern Catherine Tate. All of the main characters have their fair share of funny moments and by the 6th episode I'm sure you will come to appreciate them all.
Rumour has it that a 2nd series has been given the green light. Votes: 9, Yours Sincerely, Peter Cuminmyear. An anthology series exploring a twisted, high-tech multiverse where humanity's greatest innovations and darkest instincts collide. Essentially it's a bunch of stand-alone short stories that have nothing to do with each other If I say, "Are you familiar with the works of Charlie Brooker? From this list Two perpetually bored and broke flatmates waste their days in a futile struggle to get laid, earn cash, and not kill one another.
Votes: 12, Just being honest :p "They can't treat me like this! My mother used to make sandwiches for the Hammersmith Conservative Association! Despite his good intentions, everything seems to go wrong when he's around, despite the best efforts of the center staff and his long-suffering wife, Helen.
Votes: 3, Gordon just barely made the list by the skin of his teeth TV-MA 30 min Comedy. CUNK: Die Hard 5 looks really good with the helicopter and the explosions that look really hot and all the big guns that Bruce uses to kill the bad guys with.
At least I think they're bad guys The Little Britain team parodies the various types of characters associated with life in a major British airport.
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